4. Thou shalt know the difference between n00b and newb. Newbs are new guys and are to be respected and given a chance to learn. N00bs are to be mass slaughtered.
5. Thou shalt not post links to illegal stuff like warez, I was warned already...
6. Thou shalt not use the n00b tube.
7. Thou shalt not start fights about the best console. If you do, I will personally sacrifice you to Gunpei Yokoi.
8. Thou shalt keep swearing low.
9. Thou shalt NEVER ATTEMPT TO CYBER ON MY NICE NEW FORUM!(OR THE CHAT BOX!!)